retrobanner something

So, this thing. It's a funny fact (shut up, it IS because I laughed! Sorry your sense of humor is calloused and mean like a junk yard dog!)....

OKAY, that was entirely too much for me to keep that sentence's focus, so here's round two. It's a funny fact that....


Whatever. My thing I use for my stuff is actually called retrobanner, and I use bnnr on DeviantART because (blah) and (blah blah) and (redacted). So there.

I hope parenthetical statements don't exact their revenge on me for complaining about how distracting(ly handsome and stylish) they are.